Today at my table there was a doctor from India who claimed that he used to carry a million-dollar diamond around in his pocket until a friend of his, who did the same thing, got beat up and mugged in Detroit.

For me, I think, that practice would have ended a lot sooner, when I tossed those pants in the drier and my million-dollar diamond wound up lost in the aether like a spare sock.

I didn’t check the soles of his shoes…

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