Elves and Toasters

Originally published March 19, 2014

Conversation of the day (yesterday). Mike was describing an argument he was in on  reddit.

Me:I didn’t get into any arguments today.How boring. Mostly because I was looking at GURPS stuff instead of reddit. PDFs are generally not very argumentative

Mike: “OH COME ON! EVERYBODY KNOWS ELVES CAN’T CROSSBREED WITH DWARVES!”

Me: This is GURPS. Elves can crossbreed with toasters if the GM allows it.

Mike: AAAAAAAH! *head explodes*

Me: did your head crossbreed with a grenade?

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